January 29, 2010

Osama bin Laden, Environmentalist

Filed under: Uncategorized — polisnark @ 4:09 pm

Osama bin Laden has issued a statement expressing his concern for global warming and condemning the United States for its role.  Though his operations are funded by his inheritence from a construction conglomerate and his 9/11 operations introduced thousands of tons of pollutants and vaporized body parts into the atmosphere, bin Laden’s residence in mountain caves has certainly reduced his personal carbon footprint to the point where he has more credibility as Al Gore does.

As of the time of this snark, it remains unclear whether bin Laden will issue a fatwa against SUVs or whether this is presumed to be covered under his existing sentence of death to all infidels.


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