January 26, 2010

Choosing The Brand Of Tin Foil

Filed under: Uncategorized — polisnark @ 4:10 pm

The much-ballyhooed “tea party” convention may be collapsing under the weight of disputes about which conspiracy theories to focus on first.  The choice of which paranoid fantasies to prioritize is a constant challenge for third-party movements.   A party platform committee debated for 16 hours over whether to specify the locations to be searched for UFOs or whether to simply leave the search open-ended.  Another committee saw two of its members leave in tears after a grueling debate over whether to modify condemnations of “black helicopters” to read “dark-colored helicopters” or even, according to one proposal, “darkened flying craft of secret government origin”.


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