PoliSnark

November 25, 2010

Good Excuse

Filed under: Uncategorized — polisnark @ 4:00 pm

A Minnesota state representative is claiming he is innocent of planning to attack a Planned Parenthood facility.  His defense?  He was actually just stalking his online girlfriend.

November 18, 2010

Good Start

Filed under: Uncategorized — polisnark @ 3:27 pm

School ban on pink shirts intended to prevent bullying.  It’s a good start, but when are they going to also ban wearing glasses?

In Other News: Water Is Wet

Filed under: Uncategorized — polisnark @ 3:20 pm

A shocking study shows that people prefer to live in states with lower taxes.

People who also want high government services with low taxes are called “crazy people” or, in the vernacular, “Californians”.

November 17, 2010

Lipstick

Filed under: Uncategorized — polisnark @ 11:15 pm

What’s the difference between a hockey mom and the next President?  Delusion.

Head of TSA Offers To Feel Up Senators

Filed under: Uncategorized — polisnark @ 10:56 pm

No.  That’s not a joke.  That’s the actual story.

Sometimes this blog is just too easy.

Survivor

Filed under: Uncategorized — polisnark @ 10:52 pm

Nancy Pelosi survived 17 separate botox procedures, and now she has survived a bull rush by one of the worst NFL quarterbacks of all time too.

Next up: The Buffalo Bills.

February 18, 2010

Gilded Age in SC

Filed under: Uncategorized — polisnark @ 3:20 pm

A bill in the South Carolina legislature proposes to prohibit use of U.S. currency and require only gold and silver coins. The bill’s sponsor, Republican Mike Pitts, is reportedly irate after the pop machine in the state capital building refused to accept his wrinkly, twice-washed dollar bill.

Next on the agenda is a proposal from the same sponsor to ban the use of power tools and to require instead only tools crafted from bronze.

February 1, 2010

Creative Financing

Filed under: Uncategorized — polisnark @ 7:48 pm

President Obama has released a budget proposal with a record-setting deficit.  In an innovative move, he plans to propose paying for health care expansion with Monopoly money.

Uninvited Guests

Filed under: Uncategorized — polisnark @ 7:45 pm

Some progressives are shocked and dismayed to discover that there are conservatives on the internet.

Magic Carpet

Filed under: Uncategorized — polisnark @ 7:43 pm

Speaker Pelosi is handing out military flights to family members for their personal travel.  Next trip is to Disneyland!

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