PoliSnark

Good Excuse

polisnark — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 16:00:01 +0000

A Minnesota state representative is claiming he is innocent of planning to attack a Planned Parenthood facility. His defense? He was actually just stalking his online girlfriend.

polisnark — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 15:27:44 +0000

School ban on pink shirts intended to prevent bullying. It’s a good start, but when are they going to also ban wearing glasses?

polisnark — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 15:20:28 +0000

People who also want high government services with low taxes are called “crazy people” or, in the vernacular, “Californians”.

polisnark — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 23:15:03 +0000

What’s the difference between a hockey mom and the next President? Delusion.

polisnark — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 22:56:39 +0000

No. That’s not a joke. That’s the actual story.

Sometimes this blog is just too easy.

polisnark — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 22:52:49 +0000

Next up: The Buffalo Bills.

polisnark — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 15:20:45 +0000

A bill in the South Carolina legislature proposes to prohibit use of U.S. currency and require only gold and silver coins. The bill’s sponsor, Republican Mike Pitts, is reportedly irate after the pop machine in the state capital building refused to accept his wrinkly, twice-washed dollar bill.

Next on the agenda is a proposal from the same sponsor to ban the use of power tools and to require instead only tools crafted from bronze.

polisnark — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:48:22 +0000

President Obama has released a budget proposal with a record-setting deficit. In an innovative move, he plans to propose paying for health care expansion with Monopoly money.

polisnark — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:45:19 +0000

Some progressives are shocked and dismayed to discover that there are conservatives on the internet.

polisnark — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:43:27 +0000